Perfect politicians don’t exis–

spiritempress:

(via truth-shitposting)

sadoeconomist:

porko-rosso:

pukicho:

Oh boy.

OH BOY

(via spar-kie)

lord-kitschener:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

lord-kitschener:

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

(via incelryouta)

findbeautyinyourbones:

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

(via directingdork)

tasty-bitch-nugget-666:

Soft as Silk,
Sweet as honey,
Dumb as shit,
I ain’t got no money

(via beeleafpug)

cyberscully:

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

(via directingdork)

keysmashlesbian:

Babies when you say you got their nose

(via musicnotfound)

sindri42:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

raptorific:

raptorific:

me: [sees a cat]
me: okay time for me to bother this animal

cat: [sees a person]

cat: okay time for me to bother this human

Is symbiotic relationship.

(via 5050mixup)