Crystal - 20 - she/her - don’t know how to adultTumblr (3.0; @ruessterteeth)http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://spiritempress.tumblr.com/post/150328506773/perfect-politicians-dont-exis" class="tumblr_blog">spiritempress</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="525" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e71e26a2ba698ef843203a813000690/tumblr_inline_odex4j63wF1t5xnpy_540.png" data-orig-height="525" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262292618http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262292618Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:55:04 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b48b8ee74df8e9560684e593c67146c/tumblr_p9ka0oKgaC1r9nh1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ughhsure.tumblr.com/post/174414702914/just-a-reminder" class="tumblr_blog">ughhsure</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Just a reminder</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262141023http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262141023Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:49:03 -0700q<p><a href="https://sadoeconomist.tumblr.com/post/174156521399/porko-rosso-pukicho-oh-boy-oh-boy" class="tumblr_blog">sadoeconomist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://porko-rosso.tumblr.com/post/174156108813/pukicho-oh-boy-oh-boy" class="tumblr_blog">porko-rosso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/174156088585/oh-boy-oh-boy" class="tumblr_blog">pukicho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="144" data-orig-width="476"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/775d30dc075f7a61ec02e2ad69b425ce/tumblr_inline_p95d9yjZKl1rxreld_500.jpg" data-orig-height="144" data-orig-width="476"/></figure><p>Oh boy.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="85" data-orig-width="435"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1fc8bd21af7fb4d03330dd2d89e01802/tumblr_inline_p95d9xblJ71rxreld_500.jpg" data-orig-height="85" data-orig-width="435"/></figure><h1>OH BOY</h1> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="318" data-orig-width="463"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f0b9b37a8ade677a9239e8499ca3680/tumblr_inline_p95datInl61ufjlng_540.jpg" data-orig-height="318" data-orig-width="463"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf63b5b2b5e43eab4538d82a129b84f7/tumblr_inline_p95dy0pzyl1ru3uy3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262015448http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175262015448Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:44:03 -0700q<p><a href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/170097115098/kidzbopdeathgrips-lord-kitschener-putting" class="tumblr_blog">lord-kitschener</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kidzbopdeathgrips.tumblr.com/post/170097087402/lord-kitschener-putting-potato-chips-on-a" class="tumblr_blog">kidzbopdeathgrips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/170095412818/putting-potato-chips-on-a-sandwich-with-the-other" class="tumblr_blog">lord-kitschener</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live</p></blockquote> <p>hey what the fuck</p> </blockquote> <h2>Stop being afraid to live deliciously</h2> </blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261886198http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261886198Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:39:03 -0700q<p><a href="http://findbeautyinyourbones.tumblr.com/post/171063071586/imagine-being-a-bear-no-bills-you-can-scratch" class="tumblr_blog">findbeautyinyourbones</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261754103http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261754103Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:34:02 -0700q<p><b>You What</b></p>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261621143http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261621143Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:29:02 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41kgpXQuF1qb6v7mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261462348http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261462348Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:23:03 -0700q<p><a href="https://tasty-bitch-nugget-666.tumblr.com/post/169422012698/soft-as-silk-sweet-as-honey-dumb-as-shit-i" class="tumblr_blog">tasty-bitch-nugget-666</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Soft as Silk,<br/> Sweet as honey,<br/> Dumb as shit,<br/> I ain’t got no money</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261327758http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261327758Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:18:03 -0700q<p><a href="https://cyberscully.tumblr.com/post/166384374198/as-a-procrastinating-overachiever-i-feel-like-i" class="tumblr_blog">cyberscully</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261193343http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261193343Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:13:02 -0700q<p><a href="http://keysmashlesbian.tumblr.com/post/173850139811/babies-when-you-say-you-got-their-nose" class="tumblr_blog">keysmashlesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Babies when you say you got their nose</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/990dab0d24dd9a2a5e96394c79a34043/tumblr_inline_p8nh9eGOkx1t811t9_500.jpg" data-orig-height="563" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261062768http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175261062768Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:08:02 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/21cd271d4c574e74b43e94a555deb254/tumblr_p7bttr9hzG1wm6iqpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ihatejonarbuckle.tumblr.com/post/174504785356/auddders-xkcccvh-cursedgarfield-my-friend" class="tumblr_blog">ihatejonarbuckle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://auddders.tumblr.com/post/174425703238/xkcccvh-cursedgarfield-my-friend-bought-a-box" class="tumblr_blog">auddders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xkcccvh.tumblr.com/post/174417799084/cursedgarfield-my-friend-bought-a-box-full-of" class="tumblr_blog">xkcccvh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cursedgarfield.tumblr.com/post/174414459428/my-friend-bought-a-box-full-of-miscellaneous" class="tumblr_blog">cursedgarfield</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my friend bought a box full of miscellaneous forgotten toys for $10, and we found this treasure  </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="934"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51a21483cd6fa01c08330696da181e60/tumblr_inline_p9kfkfQA6L1upmbiq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="934"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1386" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2a8c5fe371630a09e2e6a934035abefd/tumblr_inline_p9ktkmITWj1vlhbgg_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1386" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure></blockquote> <p>thank you</p> </blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260928763http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260928763Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:03:02 -0700q<p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/172393062592/montypythonandtheholyblog-raptorific" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://montypythonandtheholyblog.tumblr.com/post/117728108707/raptorific-raptorific-me-sees-a-cat-me" class="tumblr_blog">montypythonandtheholyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/117536021701/raptorific-me-sees-a-cat-me-okay-time-for" class="tumblr_blog">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/117535898081/me-sees-a-cat-me-okay-time-for-me-to-bother" class="tumblr_blog">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>me:</b> [sees a cat]<br/><b>me:</b> okay time for me to bother this animal</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="720" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73c24aea3f98c1243ada3ab975d300b4/tumblr_inline_nnhbqek5hJ1qglqe6_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="720"/></figure></blockquote> <p><b>cat:</b> [sees a person]</p> <p><b>cat:</b> okay time for me to bother this human</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="757" data-orig-width="1070"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f01a76b2a8dbc2384ad9bf03c90947d2/tumblr_inline_nnled8PglX1qe7k3n_540.png" data-orig-height="757" data-orig-width="1070"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Is symbiotic relationship.</p> </blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260790493http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260790493Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:58:02 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/303413e63548ae0022b0a1293fd6d2f1/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/abf7a2ba95cfeeefd815accf63268f16/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5766cdf5f49d91131b5a0a99a6793ae3/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91999d00853ff461362eb7f1bd9d88d0/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c88c83c701518369927c4364fab6941/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cda96e11ff26d99e81d11ae4ae25a8a/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/efe392d76549a614e26f19303fb4a489/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c148a6ba48f1db2308021400a0052731/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9477d9f6dcba57d4510bd8d25376e9a/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/189062ae552a2352bca78378c583279f/tumblr_p9233lZTJz1xnqe5bo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260657373http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260657373Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:53:02 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/194099a831bed8316c64abdfdcdee371/tumblr_p8xgk5PjHU1r5trzro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sexhaver.tumblr.com/post/174020277052/wild-how-a-handful-of-pixels-can-tell-you" class="tumblr_blog">sexhaver</a>:</p><blockquote><p>wild how a handful of pixels can tell you literally every single facet of someone’s entire life</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260501748http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260501748Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:47:03 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bab444fe1ecc593f0e9b0355c156107c/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/92ad1b4143c2dc2ce57b7afdbed3f783/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo10_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5c0d4b3dd29251ef7b4480cdf461e2a/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a1c68e9ce92a5e452e568b0493c7664/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cefebbb1beaf39895ed56f7217704dd8/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e82d8db52eab1e572fa77a95a15357b/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d95d9bc175c680c227f2db4c6220dd8/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/58d968d3a3beb65dd6a0f1eed797a814/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo5_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54a8aeeef5339d10ad73591eaab19441/tumblr_pa6vkjQw7r1tbb76yo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mirai-e-jump.tumblr.com/post/174807526003/%E3%83%AF%E3%83%89%E3%83%AB%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3-%E3%82%B3%E3%83%AC%E3%82%AF%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A7%E3%83%B3" class="tumblr_blog">mirai-e-jump</a>:</p><blockquote><blockquote><p><b>ワドルディ☆コレクション</b></p></blockquote></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260367243http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260367243Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:42:02 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84ce1ed85ea592b80d122f60fd491305/tumblr_p706sfsxPa1wjm5flo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kant.tumblr.com/post/172816104509/sailorbrazil-if-he-gives-you-this-look-like" class="tumblr_blog">kant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sailorbrazil.tumblr.com/post/172815934827/if-he-gives-you-this-look" class="tumblr_blog">sailorbrazil</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if he gives you this look…</p></blockquote> <p>like, then, Perish, man… </p> </blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260207943http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260207943Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:36:03 -0700q<p><a href="http://trainthief.tumblr.com/post/174102527534/my-coworker-today-was-like-i-bet-you-dont-know" class="tumblr_blog">trainthief</a>:</p><blockquote><p>my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” </p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260039518http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175260039518Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:30:04 -0700q<p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/174539122298/running-a-porn-blog-on-tumblr-gives-you-political" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p><blockquote><p>running a porn blog on tumblr gives you political enlightenment beyond our comprehension </p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259901058http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259901058Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:25:03 -0700q<p><a href="http://slimetony.com/post/175056013907/i-wish-i-could-still-meet-new-people-not-you-guys" class="tumblr_blog">slimetony</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://bot-dad.tumblr.com/post/174904230679/i-wish-i-could-still-meet-new-people-not-you-guys" class="tumblr_blog">bot-dad</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://slimetony.com/post/174903342757/i-wish-i-could-still-meet-new-people-not-you-guys" class="tumblr_blog">slimetony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slimetony.com/post/174903329417/i-wish-i-could-still-meet-new-people-not-you-guys" class="tumblr_blog">slimetony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slimetony.com/post/174903280182/i-wish-i-could-still-meet-new-people" class="tumblr_blog">slimetony</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I wish i could still meet new people</p></blockquote> <p>Not you guys though</p> </blockquote> <p>Im going to the maternity ward to meet the new people</p> </blockquote> <b>Hello going to the maternity ward to meet the new people, I’m Dad!</b><br/><hr><br/><small>Dad^bot^1.<br/><br/>Accepting that you all are animals is the first step | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote> <p>Hey. Are you the dad of these babies</p></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259762613http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259762613Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:20:02 -0700q<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/636c7da84e8efcc6052615de0e20103d/tumblr_p8y5gxK4Yg1sg5u7ko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef4a22c91114b42ece4f07c7bd1405cd/tumblr_p8y5gxK4Yg1sg5u7ko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a50cb10d51982675c6ff9d5de778b30/tumblr_p8y5gxK4Yg1sg5u7ko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b877d4198983f08dc4691ff8af205edb/tumblr_p8y5gxK4Yg1sg5u7ko4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://theshitneyspears.com/post/174032647448" class="tumblr_blog">theshitneyspears</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7f8707f32cd86463bc8f412d599eb393/tumblr_inline_p8y5glmSwA1s7ksad_540.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259628773http://ruessterteeth.tumblr.com/post/175259628773Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:15:02 -0700q